Black people are professionals at using reverse phychology Black person: I wish someone WOULD mess with my financial aid
Translation: They should leave my financial aid alone. I really would love to stay in college
Black person: Try me ho. TRY ME!
Translation: Don't provoke me.
Black person: Say that shit one more time.
Translation: For your own safety, please don't say that to me.
Black person: Come at me trick!
Translation: I know that I'm very good at what I do, so you shouldn't really criticize/fight me unless you want to get shut down.
Black person: Mess around and see what happens. Please. Just test me and SEE what happens.
Translation: If you keep doing what you are doing, there will be repercussions.

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

“They keep saying I’m a hero. Let me tell you something — I’m an American, and I’m a human being. I’m just like you. I work for a living. There was a woman in distress, so why turn your back on that?” –

- Charles Ramsey

No sorry sir you’re a hero deal with it

(via theuppitynegras)